Burn One Productions Presents: That Hot Shit

You know that item of clothing you have that always gets a compliment? Well I have four of them, and they're all items from Burn One Productions' casual, clever and quality line. But what Burn One is really all about is films: Founder/President/Queen of The World Ashley Eberbach is one of those people you know will succeed based on talent, drive, and some of the crazy shit she spouts off the top of her head. 

A while back, Hayley's Comment had the pleasure of holing up in a Malibu motel and partnering up with 'Bach for a crazy shit spouting sesh. We were working on a story--a story that Ashley came up with for  short film. We hashed out the background and lives of characters that would be on screen for a brief twenty or so minutes, detailing pasts that had never happened and would never be known--those bits of the creative process that, while invisible to the audience, are crucial to the story.

Still, that was pretty much the easy part. You better believe I hightailed it out of L.A. before the real work started. Luckily, Burn One is offering a sneak peak of "History Of Made Up Things," for the world's viewing pleasure. Check it out above, and then visit the Burn One Productions website so you, too, can own one of the only sweatshirts in the world capable of inspiring envy.

Miley Cyrus's Kid Sister To Debut Lingerie Line For Half-Bodies

The headline says it all. Boo, no, gross, I hate this. So wrong. Just so wrong. [Daily Mail]

Hayley's Comment Right Again; Obama Copycats Himself

Last night during Hayley's Comment live blog of Obama's State Of The Union 1.0, I noted that his "deficit of trust" line seemed familiar. Well, I did a little searching and managed to dig up factual proof that he used this line in his fake SOTU address just last year. Check out this excerpt from Hayley's Comment's very own (fake) liveblog of that event:

9:56 pm- "We have a deficit of trust." Good stuff.

As you can clearly, see, at 9:56pm, Obama clearly said the line "deficit of trust," at which point I clearly commented, "Good stuff."

I suppose he thought we would be too distracted by Joe Biden's adorable smile to notice his recycled line. It mostly worked, the phrase is getting tons of play in the media today. (Do a Google News search if you don't believe me.) But you can't get past me, Obama. Case closed!

John Edwards Promised Rielle Hunter Marriage; Dave Matthews Band

Andrew Young is the guy that tried to save John Edwards' career by claiming to be the father of Edwards' love child with his videographer mistress, Rielle Hunter. He also used to be Edwards' main man, bff, confidante, right hand dude, etc., but it's safe to say those days are over: His new book, "The Politician," is poised to finish the job that "Game Change" started, in terms of making everyone hate John Edwards for being a lying, philandering, pandering slime ball. "The Politician" reveals that Edwards used sketchy socialite money to fund his affair, apparently can't wait for Elizabeth to die from the cancer, and called Rielle Hunter a "crazy slut" upon hearing that she was pregnant. The best part, so far, though, is this little gem:

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State Of The Crappy Union Address Live Blog

Ladies and Gents, tonight is the night you have been waiting for. The Most Important Speech ever, Barack Obama's first official State of the Union address, will be starting momentarily. Looking back on the past year, it's obvious that Obama is the biggest failure of a president we've ever had. Let's see what this horrible president has to say for himself, and if he's got any great plans to fix everything forever. (My spidey sense tells me his spending freeze isn't gonna do it).

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Headline Snooze: PuffPost Tackles The Tough Issues

Earthquake? What Earthquake?

[Huffington Post]

Bad News: We Are All Sitting Ducks; Good News: Standing Makes You Look Taller

Dangerous sitting habits can start early and often persist through adulthoodNew studies come out all the time, so that we can know how best to avoid things like death or having an average child. Sometimes these studies can get kind of confusing, because, um, science?

So here is a little feature in which I boil down the facts of a recent Important Study into a handy list of pros and cons around which you can form habits, make life decisions, or even possibly start a religion. It's called:

Bad News/Good News

Today we’re looking at a shocking new study, which reports that sitting too much can kill you, even if when you’re not sitting you’re out running marathons. Hayley’s Comment is totally eff-ed by this study, as all we ever do is sit. But there’s still hope for the rest of you humanoids. Let's break it down:

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Barack Obama Is A Racist For Not Ending Racism

 

Obama is so 2008. The most pressing evidence: Yesterday, a Republican porn star was elected to Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat, meaning a longstanding blue position is now held by someone who prefers waterboarding to clean water. This election obviously confirms that the whole country is back to hating Democrats, for failing at basically everything, which they will continue to do now that Massachusetts voters have screwed up their 60-person majority. Also, Obama failed to cure racism! Wait, what?

The most shocking new polls EVER show that before the election, almost 60 percent of Americans believed it was possible for one man to reverse hundreds of years of ingrained, violently complex race relations and bring about complete harmony.  Currently, however, only 40 percent of Americans are so dumb.  

I hate to state the obvi, but apparently it needs to be spelled out: Barack Obama is only half black; therefore, he could only be reasonably expected to solve 50% of race-related issues. Also, Harry Reid invented racism so it's only fair that he is the one to fix it.

[WaPo]