Everybody loves babies! They are the future! Am I right, or am I right?! WRONG. Insurance companies hate babies. They hate fat babies; they hate skinny babies. Most of all, they hate women, because women have babies.

As congress spins its wheels on a public option and Hilary Clinton sits in her office, all like "I told you this shit was harder than it looked," the insurance industry continues to equate having a vagina with having a pack-a-day habit. Being a woman, it turns out, is considered a pre-existing condition by some providers:

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Updated on Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 04:09PM by Hayley's Comment

Those jesus nuts sure do love to waste time. First of all they spend like ten billion hours a week straight prayin,' then they go and spend all their moneys to fight gay marriage all the way in cal-ee-forn-ee-uh, and now they are marching on Washington to mark the all-important 36th anniversary of Roe v. Wade. Earth to Matilda, as if anyone in this country can stop foraging for jobs/food/cans long enough to care about a non-multiple-of-5 anniversary. Let's discuss the most offensive aspects of abortion protesters, after the jump! READ MORE...

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