Hutaree: The Inside Scoop!!!

In case you haven't heard the news, a small religious sect known as Christianity declared war on America! The mysterious group, which threatens to destroy our very way of life, is based out of Michigan WHERE I HAPPEN TO LIVE. (We are getting some really great press out of this, couldn't have come at a better time.) Anyway, my roommate, Taylor Brooks, M.D. as she likes to be called, is from around Adrian where this all went down. And she has all the homegrown gossip on these lunatics who would detroy our freedoms:

Click to read more ...

Texas Board Of Ed Approves Measure To Kick American Education System When It's Down

The Texas State Board of Education has voted 10-5 in favor of humiliating America in front of the rest of the world. In support of this larger initiative, they have made the following updates to their curriculum:

Click to read more ...

Mitt Romney To Release Shocking Tell All About America's Greatness

Remember when Mitt Romney was running for president, and at first everyone was all, “My, what shiny hair that man has.” But then American listened to what Mitt Romney had to say, which wasn’t very much, and decided he was just whatevs. And Mitt said: “But I’m so rich!” Then someone told him that an election and an auction aren’t actually the same, so he quit. After losing the veep slot to an insane person from Alaska it was hoped by many that Romney would sort of just go away forever.

But nope. He’s back. With a book! Mittens recently sat down with Sean Hannity to discuss his forthcoming contribution to the literary world. Summary:

Click to read more ...