Thursday
Mar112010
THE GOOD FIGHTObama's Secret Plan To Abort Senior Citizens
While McCain is focusing on his personal conspiracy to fatten Americans for the purpose of eating them, Obama is pouring all of his energy into aborting old people. According to this one bumper sticker, Obama already aborted all the babies while you were busy playing your XBox. So, it may be too late to win that fight, but you can still affix this sticker to your car in time to save Grandma before she "gets run over by a reindeer" with only Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden as witnesses.
If you need convincing, head over to Take A Stand Bumper Stickers and immerse yourself in some dude's background story about why he wants to impeach Obama:
Someone Who Isn't Barack Obama Previews New Old Strategy With Unremarkable Video
If you love to be bored, watch this movie about Barry's brand new!!!! 2012 Strategy, which hinges on the youth who love him for his sexy Facebook page, as well as constantly "maysuring" progress and reevaluating the Strategy. Also, it is the same as his last strategy:
My least favorite is #5. What kind of asinine recommendation is that? Here are five alternative #5's, any of which would be more valuable advice:
5. Keep the bombing to a minimum
5. Go back to giving good speeches
5. Accidentally leave your microphone on more often
5. Let the paparazzi photograph you with your shirt off
5. Stay hydrated
No, you're right, probably better to just "shut your mouths" for another half a year while various GOP clowns do pretty much whatever the fuck with unions, the budget, basic human services, etc.
Oh well, at least they are sort of trying? And even though it is actually nothing new, that's okay because as you say, guy who isn't a very exciting vlogger, 2008 was "so special." Because of the "grass roots," which exist only as an organizing concept, having nothing to do with specific people or issues. Anyway, this all sounds pretty good, I'M IN!