Republicans On Racism: "Could You Use It In A Sentence Please?"

It’s officially an election year now (even though for politicians it has been 2010 since November 2008). And I’m there will plenty of baseless, inaccurate and flat-out nonsensical insults thrown around by both parties. (Here is where you should cringe if you ever referred to John Kerry as a “flip-flopper.” Go ahead, we all understand—the commercial said he voted for the war before he voted against it!) But the GOP is fast becoming the party that cried “Discrimination!”

We already had to give Sarah Palin a sexism tutorial, and now it appears the entire Republican Party needs a vocabulary lesson on the basics of racism. They are all super P.O.’ed at Harry Reid for saying that Obama was only electable because he was a “light-skinned” black person with none of that thurr negro talkin’ goin’ on—so mad that they want him resign his post and be thrown in prison for racism.

Because of Politics, Reid had to apologize to the world and most of all Barack Obama for basically pointing out that America is full of hypocrisy and racism. What he should have said is:

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Huffington Post Is So Perverted

In a sick attempt to garner page views now that they're struggling for post-election relevance (aren't we all), Huffington Post is running articles about mythical monsters who run around terrifying people with... that spot between the balls and the ass. Apparently everyone is "flinging Blagojevich taint" all throughout the atmosphere, so watch out. With such transparent innuendo as "roundelay of hackery," "knee-jerking," and "chronic narcolepsy," they're clearly alluding to a sadistic orgy that ended with the guys falling asleep (typical). Lookie, it even has 69 comments! Ha ha, man these people are good. [HuffPost]