Barack Obama Is A Racist For Not Ending Racism

 

Obama is so 2008. The most pressing evidence: Yesterday, a Republican porn star was elected to Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat, meaning a longstanding blue position is now held by someone who prefers waterboarding to clean water. This election obviously confirms that the whole country is back to hating Democrats, for failing at basically everything, which they will continue to do now that Massachusetts voters have screwed up their 60-person majority. Also, Obama failed to cure racism! Wait, what?

The most shocking new polls EVER show that before the election, almost 60 percent of Americans believed it was possible for one man to reverse hundreds of years of ingrained, violently complex race relations and bring about complete harmony.  Currently, however, only 40 percent of Americans are so dumb.  

I hate to state the obvi, but apparently it needs to be spelled out: Barack Obama is only half black; therefore, he could only be reasonably expected to solve 50% of race-related issues. Also, Harry Reid invented racism so it's only fair that he is the one to fix it.

[WaPo]

Republicans On Racism: "Could You Use It In A Sentence Please?"

It’s officially an election year now (even though for politicians it has been 2010 since November 2008). And I’m there will plenty of baseless, inaccurate and flat-out nonsensical insults thrown around by both parties. (Here is where you should cringe if you ever referred to John Kerry as a “flip-flopper.” Go ahead, we all understand—the commercial said he voted for the war before he voted against it!) But the GOP is fast becoming the party that cried “Discrimination!”

We already had to give Sarah Palin a sexism tutorial, and now it appears the entire Republican Party needs a vocabulary lesson on the basics of racism. They are all super P.O.’ed at Harry Reid for saying that Obama was only electable because he was a “light-skinned” black person with none of that thurr negro talkin’ goin’ on—so mad that they want him resign his post and be thrown in prison for racism.

Because of Politics, Reid had to apologize to the world and most of all Barack Obama for basically pointing out that America is full of hypocrisy and racism. What he should have said is:

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