Republicans On Racism: "Could You Use It In A Sentence Please?"

It’s officially an election year now (even though for politicians it has been 2010 since November 2008). And I’m there will plenty of baseless, inaccurate and flat-out nonsensical insults thrown around by both parties. (Here is where you should cringe if you ever referred to John Kerry as a “flip-flopper.” Go ahead, we all understand—the commercial said he voted for the war before he voted against it!) But the GOP is fast becoming the party that cried “Discrimination!”

We already had to give Sarah Palin a sexism tutorial, and now it appears the entire Republican Party needs a vocabulary lesson on the basics of racism. They are all super P.O.’ed at Harry Reid for saying that Obama was only electable because he was a “light-skinned” black person with none of that thurr negro talkin’ goin’ on—so mad that they want him resign his post and be thrown in prison for racism.

Because of Politics, Reid had to apologize to the world and most of all Barack Obama for basically pointing out that America is full of hypocrisy and racism. What he should have said is:

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Christmas Diary, Chapter One: In Which We Cut Down Our Own Tree And Live To Tell About It

This holiday season, Hayley's Comment is performing a social experiment. It's called "Getting Into The Christmas Spirit." It's not so much an experiment in the traditional sense, where you have a hypothesis and data or anything; it's more like an if-you-can't-beat-your-holiday-obsessed-teenaged-roommates-join-em-and-blog-about-it type of thing. So when the giving and good cheer are on your last nerve, come here for your dose of healthy repugnance, as I try to navigate my way through the world of the faithful and festive. CLICK TO READ MORE...

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Cheat Sheet: The Afghanistan (Speech) Aftermath

 

Remember that major event that happened a few nights ago? I did my first live blog! ("First" in that it wasn't a fake live blog written with the benefit of DVR.) Oh, and: Obama-Wan Kenobi went over to the dark side by announcing a 30,000 troop surge in Afghanistan. (Although, notably, he avoided using the term 'surge;' apparently even seventy trillion 9/11 references aren't enough to make anything Bush tried sound like a good idea.) 

So anyway, the nice looking colored fellow says that there is a date sometime when we plan to leave, so, um, I'm not that worried? Plus I have more important things to worry about like did Tiger Woods really have sexy time with all those women? Wait a sec--maybe let's check in on the whole war on terrorists (remember, Obama ended the "War on Terror") and decide once and for all what the media refuses to decide for us: Is or isn't Afghanistan the new Vietnam?

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Barack Obama Implements Phase One Of Communist Brainwashing Program

Fake President Barack Obama is inviting citizens to form their own terrorist sleeper cells all over the nation. Naturally, this plot is unfolding at the radical jihadist website BarackObama.com. Sure, it was all cute and exciting when Barry was so tech-savvy during the campaign, but now that he has won he is once again mobilizing his massive online network, most likely to push a radical Muslim agenda. 

Obama, who is no stranger to meeting in houses, with terrorists, has asked thousands of mesmerized followers to hold so-called "Economic Recovery House Meetings." In order to aid with your "recovery," Obama provides all the deets. What tools does one need in order to "successfully" host a party celebrating the myriad failures of our nation and our impending doom? Propaganda, of course! After the jump we'll interpret the New World Order subtext of Obama's sexy "Host Guide" using the popular blogging convention of strikethrough text! KEEP READING... 

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