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John McCain Wants You To Be Fat
McCain lost the 2008 presidential election due entirely to his crappy logo, which couldn't compete with Obama's genius little road-circle-sun-change thingy. Luckily, McCain is in touch with real American values, and he knows what the people want in a political logo, and in life: BACON!
Whereas his old logo reinforced his love of wars, the new logo practically begs us to head over to Wendy's and eat six baconators. I'm no nutrionist, but maybe a logo featuring broccoli would have been more responsible so I'm headed to Wendy's. Peace!
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