Obama's Secret Plan To Abort Senior Citizens

While McCain is focusing on his personal conspiracy to fatten Americans for the purpose of eating them, Obama is pouring all of his energy into aborting old people. According to this one bumper sticker, Obama already aborted all the babies while you were busy playing your XBox. So, it may be too late to win that fight, but you can still affix this sticker to your car in time to save Grandma before she "gets run over by a reindeer" with only Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden as witnesses.

If you need convincing, head over to Take A Stand Bumper Stickers and immerse yourself in some dude's background story about why he wants to impeach Obama:

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