Liveblogging Obama's Commencement Striptease

Sorry I'm late! I'm liveblogging on a Saturday morning so just stop crying.  This event holds special significance for me, because Obama chose to speak directly across from my high school! He is obviously trying to tell me something. Anyway, so far it's been all white guys, so I'm pretty sure Barry hasn't gone yet. Let's get started!

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