Thursday
Apr082010
JACK MCCOY WOULD NEVER ALLOW THISSchools Trying To Turn Our Children Gay, Slutty (Again)
Wisconsin recently added some shizz to their guidelines about sex-ed, like condoms and birth control pills. See, under Bush, kids were taught to pray for forgiveness at the onset of puberty and to hold tight to their rosary beads when they had the urge to caress some balls. A radical left wing terrorist cell known as the Centers for Disease Control decided that wasn't working, and now everything is all fouled up.
Luckily, one fearless man is warning teachers that they could be arrested for complying:
SarcMark Is Awesome [SarcMark]
Somewhere along a typical meandering trail of useless information on the internet, I came across this gem of a concept: SarcMark. Have you heard of this thing? Believe it or not this random arrangement that looks like the crappiest crop circle ever is actually a punctuation mark for sarcasm. At least that's what someone wants you to think. Someone who considers $2 per download a fair price for this keystroke of genius.
Only unfunny people or those with a very stupid following/conversation partner would would need to use a punctuation mark to indicate sarcasm. Sarah Palin is the perfect example of someone who would abuse the SarcMark for both of the stated reasons. Can you imagine her tweets? "Barack Obama loves America! [SarcMark] He is a Christian! [SarcMark]"
In fact, I wasn't even going to do this crazy ran about the SarcMark. I was going to write an entire blog post about the wisdom of extending the Bush tax cuts with a SarcMark after every sentence. I think this would have proven my point; unfortunately SarcMark isn't even available for Macs. Here is proof that the SarcMark is about as necessary as a Snuggie:
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