Bad News: George W. Bush Poisoned Your Drinking Water; Good News: It Gave Me The Idea For A New Feature

New studies come out all the time, so that we can know how best to avoid things like death or having an average child. Sometimes these studies can get kind of confusing, because, um, science?

So here is a little feature in which I boil down the facts of a recent Important Study into a handy list of pros and cons around which you can form habits, make life decisions, or even possibly start a religion. It's called:

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Honesty Is The Best Customer Service Policy

Thanks to Matt C. for sharing!

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[The Consumerist]