Entire State Of Michigan Soon To Be 'Funemployed'

 

According to numbers, the entire country is on the verge of having to sell a) their bodies, or b) vitamins in a pyramid scheme. However, Michigan saw the sharpest rise in unemployment of any state in 2009, managing to go from 8.3% in 2008 to 13.6% in 2009. This is truly an honor, as Michigan rarely wins anything these days. Beer for everyone! ...Not like you have a job to go to. [Charlotte Business Journal]

New York Conspiring To Commit Shenanigans

WTF, New York? W. T. F. Ever since Eliot Spitzer, that place has been nothing but salty language, domestic violence and ethics violations. THIS ISN'T A FRAT PARTY, PEOPLE. Are you trying to get Sarah Palin elected? Do you want all the sick babies to die??? Was the state of New York looking to get the GOP an early Christmas present and thought, "You know what they'd really like? Congress." Just pool in for a leopard print Snuggie and call it a day.