Reading Rove: Why Obama's "Summit" Sux Eggs

Today is the day of all days! It’s the day of Obama’s promised bipartisan healthcare summit. Or, as my boyfriend, Karl Rove calls it, his “summit,” (Quotes are Rovey’s) (Otherwise that wouldn’t really make sense), because we all know that Obama is only holding this event so he can tell more LIES on national teevee. See:

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Bad News For Earth: Some People Actually Like Dick Cheney

At the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), everyone agrees that Dick Cheney is a GOD. It's one thing to get a little sentimental about Bush who was more stupid than evil, but Cheney's maleficence is one of the more well-documented evils of our time. Have conservatives really forgotten that this man was one of the main inspirations for hatred and mockery of the Republican party? Will they get behind anything with a famous name and a boner for Reagan? Or do they just miss torture? [USA Today]

College Is So Gay

It turns out that if you send young people to a place where all of the authority figures share one viewpoint, they will become brainwashed. (Glass houses, Fox News.) So instead of going to college, just watch this informational video, which explains how zero percent of college graduates can name our current president, but one hundred percent of them know they love him because he's a communist tribal king who loves butt sex and will turn all American children into gay marriage.

I think Julie P. (thanks for the link!) says it best: 

#headdesk #facepalm #headdesk #facepalm #headdesk #facepalm #headdesk #facepalm #headdesk #facepalm

New Yorkers On Snowstorm: Wah Wah Wah

Oh, how adorable: A crosswalk signal dusted with flurries

Apparently it's What-the-Fuck Tuesday here at Hayley's Comment, probably because all the real news is too bleak to mention. The latest to make assholes of themselves are the New Media Elite over at Gawker. Gawker writers are tuff because they are a new species than can actually make a living blogging, and they live in New York on a "per click" salary which is very dangerous and daring in these precarious times. HOWEVER. They are just a bunch of pansies! KEEP READING...

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Huffington Post Is So Perverted

In a sick attempt to garner page views now that they're struggling for post-election relevance (aren't we all), Huffington Post is running articles about mythical monsters who run around terrifying people with... that spot between the balls and the ass. Apparently everyone is "flinging Blagojevich taint" all throughout the atmosphere, so watch out. With such transparent innuendo as "roundelay of hackery," "knee-jerking," and "chronic narcolepsy," they're clearly alluding to a sadistic orgy that ended with the guys falling asleep (typical). Lookie, it even has 69 comments! Ha ha, man these people are good. [HuffPost]