Miley Cyrus's Kid Sister To Debut Lingerie Line For Half-Bodies

The headline says it all. Boo, no, gross, I hate this. So wrong. Just so wrong. [Daily Mail]

HuffPo Puts the Big O Front And Center

See, I told you so. Also, dang, I wish I could be Barack Obama.

Huffington Post Is So Perverted

In a sick attempt to garner page views now that they're struggling for post-election relevance (aren't we all), Huffington Post is running articles about mythical monsters who run around terrifying people with... that spot between the balls and the ass. Apparently everyone is "flinging Blagojevich taint" all throughout the atmosphere, so watch out. With such transparent innuendo as "roundelay of hackery," "knee-jerking," and "chronic narcolepsy," they're clearly alluding to a sadistic orgy that ended with the guys falling asleep (typical). Lookie, it even has 69 comments! Ha ha, man these people are good. [HuffPost]

Dems "Making Pillows For The Seats Of Royalty"

Run for your lives, to some place with no dynastic tyranny! Canada overturns their government about every five minutes but they pray to the queen or whatever... But hurry and pick a place, because the Democrats are planning to install their offspring in government positions that can NEVER BE TAKEN AWAY.

Actually, they would have to run sometime in the future but don’t tell that to Rep. Tom Reynolds (R-NY), who apparently raised his hand at the weekly Republican circle jerk when they asked for volunteers to shamelessly spew silly rhetoric all over the newspapers...READ MORE

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