Mitt Romney To Release Shocking Tell All About America's Greatness

Remember when Mitt Romney was running for president, and at first everyone was all, “My, what shiny hair that man has.” But then American listened to what Mitt Romney had to say, which wasn’t very much, and decided he was just whatevs. And Mitt said: “But I’m so rich!” Then someone told him that an election and an auction aren’t actually the same, so he quit. After losing the veep slot to an insane person from Alaska it was hoped by many that Romney would sort of just go away forever.

But nope. He’s back. With a book! Mittens recently sat down with Sean Hannity to discuss his forthcoming contribution to the literary world. Summary:

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